1. nothing smells better than soy sauce

     

  2. ectobruisebosom said: okay look at your tag or the latest non-thread reblog I did a funny

    cecils-lovely-voice:

    ectobruisebosom:

    cecils-lovely-voice:

    cecils-lovely-voice:

    nO ERIN I AM NOT A GOTH

    You take that back.

    Never.

    Steve Carlsberg dressupper.

    That is a LIE and INSULTING.

    YOUR FASHION SENSE IS INSULTING
     

  3. ectobruisebosom said: okay look at your tag or the latest non-thread reblog I did a funny

    cecils-lovely-voice:

    cecils-lovely-voice:

    nO ERIN I AM NOT A GOTH

    You take that back.

    Never.

    Steve Carlsberg dressupper.

     
  4. vinebox:

    Watching Pokémon on Saturday mornings as a kid

    (via saltysalmonella)

     
     

  5. "I guess"
    — I disagree with you but ill let you have this one because I don’t feel like debating anymore with your simple ass (via monitormylife)

    (via minty-medley)

     

  6. Anonymous said: ؎ - desertbluffs-intern-vanessa

    desertbluffs-intern-vanessa:

    ectobruisebosom:

    Puts the lollipop and Vanessa’s hand in her mouth. Yum.

    "I SAW A SHOW THAT WAS PRETTY MUCH LIKE HOW IT’S MADE BUT WITH CANDY ON THE FOOD NETWORK. It was pretty cool." Glorious. They’re made for each other.

    "Is it technically necrophilia if I was already dead when I met you?" Vanessa laughed too. Nerd. "But which one of us has a crappy plaque with a question mark on it because they’ve died more times  than the Doctor?"

    "I DONT TRUST THEM. NOT AT AAAAAALLL." Its why they need to hurry up and get married wowie.

    "No…I’ve been dead since I was fourteen. I got you there…" she winked and then shrugged. "You, maybe? How many times have you died my dear?"

     

  7. otpprompts:

    Imagine Person A’s attempts at making food always end with something on fire. Always.

    Imagine Person B’s expression when they come home and see Person A battling a flaming salad.

    (via thestrayprince)

     

  8. castiel-knight-of-hell:

    fegeleh:

    highgayden:

    "no homo" the teenage boy whispers as he pulls away from kissing his friend. he gently strokes the other males face "full bi" he adds in a sensuous tone.

    FULL BI

    can that be abbreviated FBI?

    image

    (Source: highgayden, via saltysalmonella)

     

  9. alexrenaudofnightvale said: [On The Run AU] Alex's shirt stuck to his back with the summer heat. At least it wasn't the orange uniform he'd had to wear. He paced back and forth, restless as he waited for somebody to pick him up. Supposing a police car drove by? He'd be done for. A car approached, and he waved his thumb hopefully, plastering a smile on his face.

    alexrenaudofnightvale:

    ectobruisebosom:

    Erin tapped her hands on the steering wheel, humming along to the pop song that she got to play from her phone to the radio speakers. She had to drive across a rather flat land, so she had to keep herself amused somehow.

    Somewhere along the ride, she could see a figure. Once she got close enough and she saw their - his - thumb outstretched, she slowed and pulled off a bit in front of him. Rolling down her window, she leaned over. “Get in dear, it’s too damn hot out here.” she said, grinning amiably.

    "I’m sorry," he repeated. He was so tired, he felt as though his eyes would collapse in on themselves, but he was afraid to shut his eyes. Instead, he turned her phone off, tucked it into his own pocket. 

    He turned his face to the window, pulling one of his knees to his chest.  
    "I really am sorry." 
    He knew that she only felt anger for him, but he had to apologize anyway. 

    "Stop saying that. You aren’t sorry or else you wouldn’t be threatening me and putting me in such a shitty position!" her voice rose near the end before she clenched her teeth together, breathing in through her nose and out her mouth. God.

    "Whatever." she then sighed, letting out a long breath as she drove, spreading her fingers with her palms to the wheel.

     

  10. shyscientist said: ؎ - Latenightvoice

    latenightvoice:

    ectobruisebosom:

    ??? Erin squinted at him before taking it. “Thanks.” she put it into her own mouth, sucking on it. Yum. “Watermelon? Haven’t had that in a while.”

    "I implied nothing, you merely assumed." Cecil cooed at her. "I wouldn’t ask you to do this…. not when I have a more important task in mind for you anyway." he continued to explain while sorting the lollipops into piles.

    "Whatever Ceec." She rolled her eyes and sighed before looking at him incredulously. "What are you gonna make me do? I swear to god if you make me transcribe more of your goddamn fanfiction I’m going to give you a wedgie."