1. cosenangel:

    Credit/reblogable versions: [x] [x] [x] [x] [x] [x] [x] [x] 


    (via littleulvar)


  2. mrs-ostrich:

    Okay but imagine person A of your otp picking up sleepy person B and carrying them to bed and person B just snuggles their face into person A’s shoulder you know on second thought don’t imagine that

    (via unmaskedmalice)


  3. Reblog if it is okay if I make fanart of your OCs



    Knock yourself out, there’s plenty to choose from.

    I actually find this information REALLY HELPFUL when I visit someone else’s gallery and like their OCs. Not everyone is comfortable with fanart and few artists post whether or not they are.

    (via mobius-strex)


  4. Okay to help my friend feel better reblog if…


    you are okay with Roleplaying with male muns

    • no matter their sexuality 
    • no matter the gender of their muse
    • no matter what as long as they are nice like everyone else should be. 

    (via perfecthairandcowboyboots)


  5. slayboybunny:

    I just tried to discretely use one if the body sprays at work cuz it was called Fantasy Forest and I was like…. I’m down…. BUT IT JUST SMELLS LIKE REALLY STRONG DIRT AND A GUY YELLED “WHO SPRAYED THAT FOREST ELF SHIT” FROM ACROSS THE STORE

    (via ed-edd-and-eridan)


  6. trickstarbrave:

    sometimes you hear the correct pronunciation for something and you just

    refuse to acknowledge it at all

    (via ed-edd-and-eridan)


  7. gearstation:



    Americans pronouncing it ‘Noo-tella’ as if it were made from fucking hazelnoots.



    (via xenoheat)


  8. Threaten my muse with the following: [psychopath edition]


    • "I got something that belongs to you"
    • "Let’s see how loud you scream"
    • "When I find you, you’ll be sorry"
    • "You better run"
    • "I only want to see you bleed"
    • "Mine is going to be the last face you’ll ever see"
    • "Begging won’t help you, dear"
    • "I always like to start with the toes"
    • "Scream for me before I kill you"
    • "Shut up before I do something I’ll regret"

    (via askagentcarlos)


  9. ectobruisebosom said: [father meme] Erin had enough. "No, Mister Burgess, YOU are worthless." she said, rising from her seat. She regretting inviting Collin's parents to dinner. "How dare you say that, especially in front of our children!? What is wrong with you!?" she glowered at the man.



    "Erin please… sit down" Collin had shrunk in his seat. The kids were terrified and Mister Burgess showed no sign of backing down in his conviction. 

    Collin was up now and Martha sat quietly.
    Stanley chuckled “I could kill you”

    "You’re not the first one to attempt. And, like all the others, you are going to fail." she said, grabbing his hands and prying them from her shirt. Pushing back on his hands, she put in enough strength to knock him back into his chair.


  10. Reconciliation [closed w/ectobruisebosom]


    It seemed to be one of the busier days at Big Rico’s, something Carlos never quite cared for. Having preferred his solitude over crowds, the scientist deemed himself rather out of his element. No big deal, he couldn’t imagine that his meeting with Erin would take very long.

    No sooner had that thought crossed his mind when he heard that familiar, near chipper voice greet him. Despite all the atrocities he committed against her, she still had the ability to carry herself in such an open manner about him. “Ah, and here I was, worried that I had been stood up~”

    A brief glance about the pair reminded Carlos all too well of his agreement with Erin, the crowd bustling about and minding themselves. “That’s fine, whichever you would prefer,” he answered, dropping his phone into one of the many pockets within his lab coat.

    "I hope I hadn’t drawn you away from more pressing matters about yourself," he began, leaning back in his seat. "None the less, I’m glad that you came about. I must affirm, however, that should you feel threatened amidst ourselves, you are free to leave. Am I clear?"

    Erin appeared open, but that was her public facade. If she were to change after all, people would notice. She would have to make this little date appear like it was a simple meeting between friends. Merely so that her ever knowing boss wouldn’t broadcast otherwise. She wasn’t rude, she didn’t want Perfect Carlos's reputation smeared no matter how much of a monster he was.

    "No no, I apologize for taking so long. Had to choose a cute outfit to meet such a cute, revolting man.” she replied, her chipper tone contrasting the heavy word. Glancing through the beverages as he spoke, she smiled. “Good, I’ve been craving cheese.”

    As he sat back, she closed the menu and crossed her legs. “No, I was just making a cake. Nothing that couldn’t wait. I’d apologize for dragging you away from science but you were the one to offer.” she smiled sweetly before she nodded.

    Sitting back as well, she gave her thigh a little scratch. “I understand. And you are clear. However, I don’t want to delve into too much of the deep conversation that is soon to come, not this early.” she said, setting her hand on the table. “How have you been since I’ve last seen you?” she asked, her gaze solely on him.